Would dogs give Father\u2019s Day cards if they could? Of course they would! Dogs never pass up the opportunity to receive love and affection \u2014 and give it abundantly in return. However, dogs have unique personalities, just like humans. Some may be sweet and tender while others may be silly and sarcastic.<\/p>\n Ah, yes, the humble tidings of a dog forced to share his kingdom with other so-called canines. They may have four legs and fur, and maybe bark and growl, but these\u00a0other\u00a0dogs are not the proud, stately and ultra-loyal housewolf this type of companion fancies himself.<\/p>\n Potty oopsies, shredded everything, restless nights \u2026 these are just a few of the joys of canine adolescence. You gotta give it to the dog who can recognize his own foibles and failings and owns up to it with licking and loving.<\/p>\n Well, there\u2019s a compliment you don\u2019t hear every day! There\u2019s a saying that when aliens arrive, they will think dogs are in charge because humans follow them and pick up their waste. Dogs may think they\u2019re in charge for the same reasons. But at least they\u2019re grateful for our scooping.<\/p>\n Can you imagine how boring and quiet our days would be without a furry friend packed with personality plus? It would be just a string of days without nuzzling, cuddling, wagging and playing with a creature who wants nothing more than to be by your side. Dogs live their lives without guile, and this card sentiment is just the truth, plain and simple.<\/p>\n Because the dog ate him. Because the screen door wasn\u2019t locked, and the dog barked ferociously. And the mailman ran\/stomped\/fumed away. Dogs can\u2019t help it if the mailman smells weird and insists on trespassing!<\/p>\n Dogs have the kindest hearts, always more than willing to do their part \u2014 by cleaning up and eating up. Whether begging or stealing cookies or other treats, dogs firmly believe in the saying \u201cWaste not, want not.\u201d<\/p>\n This is all well and good for actual Shih-Tzus, but what about big- or medium-size dogs that act like little Shih-Tzus, if you catch my not-so-subtle drift? This is their funny way of saying, \u201cI know who I am, I know you know who I am, and I love that you love me nevertheless.\u201d<\/p>\n Ruh-roh! Kinda like the mailman. And the cookies. But this bird wasn\u2019t nearly as delicious as the cookies. The mailman tasted bad, too \u2014 too bad he didn’t taste like chicken. But anyway, Happy Father\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n This is about as earnest and wholesome as it gets. Any dog who gives his \u201cdad\u201d an innocent and sentimental card like this is one of the best boys ever. Maybe throughout the year, Dad can work on his furry kid\u2019s sense of humor and snark.<\/p>\n The light-as-air, slender threads of love that appear everywhere are constant reminders that your fur-kid (and his essence) has burrowed into every aspect of your life. Sparsely used closet? Fur. Bathtub? Fur. Tupperware drawer? You get the point. Why not give your human dad a card that is a gentle reminder that the constant dust bunnies and fluffs are your everyday gifts of love?<\/p>\n Again with the bottomless humbleness! I\u2019m beginning to think we have lots of very sarcastic and funny dogs out there. Well, then again, this column is a reflection of my own proclivities, so \u2026 what can I tell ya? I will tell you this: My husband, Reed, would expect a card just like this from our shepherds if they were to happen to give him one, and he would wholeheartedly agree, despite the boast: They are gift enough, indeed.<\/p>\n The post To Dad, From Your Dog \u2014 Canine Father’s Day Cards<\/a> by Ellyce Rothrock<\/a> appeared first on Dogster<\/a>. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it, but all of these articles were assigned, contracted and paid for, so they aren’t considered public domain. However, we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article, then linking out to the rest of the piece on Dogster.com.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n The post To Dad, From Your Dog \u2014 Canine Father’s Day Cards<\/a> by Ellyce Rothrock<\/a> appeared first on Dogster<\/a>. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it, but all of these articles were assigned, contracted and paid for, so they aren’t considered public domain. However, we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article, then linking out to the rest of the piece on Dogster.com.<\/p>\n Would dogs give Father\u2019s Day cards if they could? Of course they would! Dogs never pass up the opportunity to receive love and affection \u2014 and give it abundantly in return. However, dogs have unique personalities, just like humans. Some may be sweet and tender while others may be silly and sarcastic.<\/p>\n Ah, yes, the humble tidings of a dog forced to share his kingdom with other so-called canines. They may have four legs and fur, and maybe bark and growl, but these\u00a0other\u00a0dogs are not the proud, stately and ultra-loyal housewolf this type of companion fancies himself.<\/p>\n Potty oopsies, shredded everything, restless nights \u2026 these are just a few of the joys of canine adolescence. You gotta give it to the dog who can recognize his own foibles and failings and owns up to it with licking and loving.<\/p>\n Well, there\u2019s a compliment you don\u2019t hear every day! There\u2019s a saying that when aliens arrive, they will think dogs are in charge because humans follow them and pick up their waste. Dogs may think they\u2019re in charge for the same reasons. But at least they\u2019re grateful for our scooping.<\/p>\n Can you imagine how boring and quiet our days would be without a furry friend packed with personality plus? It would be just a string of days without nuzzling, cuddling, wagging and playing with a creature who wants nothing more than to be by your side. Dogs live their lives without guile, and this card sentiment is just the truth, plain and simple.<\/p>\n Because the dog ate him. Because the screen door wasn\u2019t locked, and the dog barked ferociously. And the mailman ran\/stomped\/fumed away. Dogs can\u2019t help it if the mailman smells weird and insists on trespassing!<\/p>\n Dogs have the kindest hearts, always more than willing to do their part \u2014 by cleaning up and eating up. Whether begging or stealing cookies or other treats, dogs firmly believe in the saying \u201cWaste not, want not.\u201d<\/p>\n This is all well and good for actual Shih-Tzus, but what about big- or medium-size dogs that act like little Shih-Tzus, if you catch my not-so-subtle drift? This is their funny way of saying, \u201cI know who I am, I know you know who I am, and I love that you love me nevertheless.\u201d<\/p>\n Ruh-roh! Kinda like the mailman. And the cookies. But this bird wasn\u2019t nearly as delicious as the cookies. The mailman tasted bad, too \u2014 too bad he didn’t taste like chicken. But anyway, Happy Father\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n This is about as earnest and wholesome as it gets. Any dog who gives his \u201cdad\u201d an innocent and sentimental card like this is one of the best boys ever. Maybe throughout the year, Dad can work on his furry kid\u2019s sense of humor and snark.<\/p>\n The light-as-air, slender threads of love that appear everywhere are constant reminders that your fur-kid (and his essence) has burrowed into every aspect of your life. Sparsely used closet? Fur. Bathtub? Fur. Tupperware drawer? You get the point. Why not give your human dad a card that is a gentle reminder that the constant dust bunnies and fluffs are your everyday gifts of love?<\/p>\n Again with the bottomless humbleness! I\u2019m beginning to think we have lots of very sarcastic and funny dogs out there. Well, then again, this column is a reflection of my own proclivities, so \u2026 what can I tell ya? I will tell you this: My husband, Reed, would expect a card just like this from our shepherds if they were to happen to give him one, and he would wholeheartedly agree, despite the boast: They are gift enough, indeed.<\/p>\n The post To Dad, From Your Dog \u2014 Canine Father’s Day Cards<\/a> by Ellyce Rothrock<\/a> appeared first on Dogster<\/a>. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it, but all of these articles were assigned, contracted and paid for, so they aren’t considered public domain. 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\u201cWell, at least you had one\u00a0perfect dog.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad \u2014 so about those teenage years \u2026 my bad.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, there\u2019s nobody I\u2019d rather have to pick up my poo.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, without me, today is just another day.\u201d<\/h3>\n
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\u201cIf this Father\u2019s Day card is late, blame the mailman.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, this card is redeemable for unlimited tech support \u2014 I\u2019ll always be here to delete your cookies.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHappy Father\u2019s Day from your little Shih-T(zu).\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cA little bird told me it was Father\u2019s Day \u2026 so I ate it.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHave a paw-some Father\u2019s Day!\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cI got you the Father\u2019s Day gift that never stops giving \u2014 my fur everywhere.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHappy Father\u2019s Day \u2014 having me as a dog should be gift enough. You\u2019re welcome.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cWell, at least you had one\u00a0perfect dog.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad \u2014 so about those teenage years \u2026 my bad.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, there\u2019s nobody I\u2019d rather have to pick up my poo.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, without me, today is just another day.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cIf this Father\u2019s Day card is late, blame the mailman.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cDad, this card is redeemable for unlimited tech support \u2014 I\u2019ll always be here to delete your cookies.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHappy Father\u2019s Day from your little Shih-T(zu).\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cA little bird told me it was Father\u2019s Day \u2026 so I ate it.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHave a paw-some Father\u2019s Day!\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cI got you the Father\u2019s Day gift that never stops giving \u2014 my fur everywhere.\u201d<\/h3>\n
\u201cHappy Father\u2019s Day \u2014 having me as a dog should be gift enough. You\u2019re welcome.\u201d<\/h3>\n