{"id":2551,"date":"2020-01-03T01:51:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T01:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petdedicated.com\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2020-01-03T01:51:31","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T01:51:31","slug":"cats-an-existential-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petdedicated.com\/?p=2551","title":{"rendered":"CATS: An Existential Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"CATS: An Existential Crisis\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W1mKButlxxk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Clickbait Title: 10 Reasons To Go See CATS Before It Vanishes Forever<\/p>\n<p>CATS is poised to be one of the biggest box office bombs in terms of both % gross and absolute dollars lost. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;ll take the throne, but it&#8217;s definitely up there, having made a scant $6.2m against its $95m budget. It averaged less than 200 tickets per cinema over its entire weekend. At this point anyone and everyone who wants to see it purely to gawk could do so five times each and it would still be an utter financial disaster.<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Dan Olson<\/p>\n<p>Crowdfunding: https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/foldablehuman<br \/>\nTwitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/FoldableHuman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clickbait Title: 10 Reasons To Go See CATS Before It Vanishes Forever CATS is poised to be one of the biggest box office bombs in terms of both % gross and absolute dollars lost. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;ll take the throne, but it&#8217;s definitely up there, having made a scant $6.2m against its $95m budget. It averaged less than 200 tickets per cinema over its entire weekend. At this point anyone and everyone who wants to see it purely to gawk could do so five times each and it would still be an utter financial disaster. Written and performed by Dan Olson Crowdfunding: https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/foldablehuman Twitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/FoldableHuman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2552,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,5,6451,4,7,3],"class_list":["post-2551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animals","tag-cats","tag-criticism","tag-dogs","tag-funny-animals","tag-pets"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>CATS: An Existential Crisis - Pet Dedicated Pet Dedicated<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Pet Dedicated, for the companionship, wellbeing and saftey of our pets Pet Dedicated\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/petdedicated.com\/?p=2551\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CATS: An Existential Crisis - 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