Last week, and largely because controlled low-stakes chaos and petty drama is a soothing balm right now, I embarked upon a quest that could ultimately tear the Jezebel staff apart\u2014I decided to finally, after years of all of us tiptoeing around this verboten t\u2026<\/p>\n
Jimmy Fallon started the hashtag challenge #ImSoBoredI on Twitter. He kicked things off, saying that he ‘gave all our canned soups names. Yesterday we ate Split Peter.’<\/p>\n
Update: Makenna Linder’s family announced on her Facebook group Wednesday that recent testing has shown Makenna’s tumor has shrunk by 90 percent after several rounds of chemotherapy. In order to begin radiation treatment, Makenna was tested for the coronaviru\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Definitive Ranking of All the Jezebel Pets, As Judged by 3 Kids Last week, and largely because controlled low-stakes chaos and petty drama is a soothing balm right now, I embarked upon a quest that could ultimately tear the Jezebel staff apart\u2014I decided to finally, after years of all of us tiptoeing around this verboten t\u2026 Twitter users share the funny, mundane, and bizarre things they’ve been driven to do by BOREDOM Jimmy Fallon started the hashtag challenge #ImSoBoredI on Twitter. He kicked things off, saying that he ‘gave all our canned soups names. Yesterday we ate Split Peter.’ Manheim girl, 6, inspires community movement as she battles cancer for second time Update: Makenna Linder’s family announced on her Facebook group Wednesday that recent testing has shown Makenna’s tumor has shrunk by 90 percent after several rounds of chemotherapy. In order to begin radiation treatment, Makenna was tested for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3869,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,5,4,7,3],"class_list":["post-3868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animals","tag-cats","tag-dogs","tag-funny-animals","tag-pets"],"yoast_head":"\n